Stupidity

Two Frenchmen walk into a pet store. Right away they go over to the exotic bird section.  Jean-Marc says to Jean-Pierre, "That's them".

The store clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yea, we'll take four of those birds from this cage up there," says Jean-Marc.  "Put them in a paper bag."

The clerk does this and the two guys leave the store.

They get into Jean-Marc's truck and drive for three hours until they are high up in the hills and stop at the face of a large cliff with a 500 foot drop.

"This looks like a good place, eh?" says Jean-Pierre.

"Oh yea! This does look good," replied Jean Marc.

They flip a coin and Jean-Marc wins the toss, "Tabernac! I guess I got to go first, eh?" says Jean-Pierre.  Jean-Pierre takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.  Jean-Marc watches as his buddy drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.

As Jean-Marc looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Oh hell.  This budgie jumping is too
dangerous for me!"

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